Well, the hangover is finally subsiding a little - it no longer hurts to think anyway. To this end, I would like to share a little diddy I came up with while I was out shoveling for the second freakin' time today! Enjoy ...
GREEN CHRISTMAS
(sung to the tune of White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
Just like the ones they have down south
Where the tanned folks glisten,
and children listen
To hear the cold beers hit my mouth
I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
That Mother Nature is plain mean
May your days be drunken and obscene
And may all your Christmases be green
I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
I hope that God can hear my plea
As I finish another cup of warm whiskey
and pray I'll win the lottery!
Remember, dreams never die ... its just the dreamer. Stay safe. Stay warm. Keep dreaming.
All the best from me and mine to you and yours - happy holidays.
CHEERS!