I'm afraid your next Canadian lecture (on beer) will have to be on hold for a little while. In part because of the continued indepth research required and due to the fact that I have been forced to defend my good name. I'm sorry to say that there is a fraud among us - to be specific, I was aghast and horrified to discover that I was attributed to writing a 'GUEST POST' that I never in fact wrote. While this in itself was criminal enough in itself, I was actually portrayed as someone who admires the foul drivel he calls a blog. For someone who claims to be studying the Queen's english, he has really taken the U out of honour. Well, as I told him right away, he has indeed made a powerless enemy.
Immediately I dispatched the Canucklehead army - which rushed to the canoes at once destined for -- what the ... NEW Mexico? What and where the hell is that? Well, I'm happy to say that my zombie-eskimo hoard was on site at once. I'm sorry to say that they caught our friend at a rather unfortunate time, seeing as he was in the midst of 'entertaining' 3 llamas, a midget hermaphrodite, a hairless dog (breed unknown) and state governor Bill Richardson. I'm sorry to say that the resulting nausea rendered my men useless and it looks like my enemy as able to escape uninjured - for now!
Of course, I'm only joking. I was actually for the most part happy to find that I was able to get credit for a post I didn't even have to write. That being said, I did hope to at least get a link to my site. The guy apparently got his bookmarks crossed and put a link to a company I've never heard of - NAMBLA?! Anyway, this is just a joke and no amount of keywords (CHUBBY LLAMA LOVER) is going to change that. Alright, well I'm glad to get that off my chest.
While we are cleaning up odd ends, I was actually tagged for a meme by fragileheart. I very rarely do these things but she is one of the few that I would be willing to do one of these. Actually, I told her I would and the realized I already did this on February 8th of this year, so - well, ah what the hell - I'll just do it again:
The rules:
1. Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged, write a blog post about their own 8 random things, and post these rules.
3. At the end of your post you need to tag 8 people and include their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment and tell them they’ve been tagged, and to read your blog.
Okay - on with the show ...
In 2000, I unsuccessfully ran for mayor of London (Ontario).
I've recently purchased a trimmer and have used it on the inside of my nose.
I have been to a Superbowl (in San Diego - Tampa Bay won.)
I lived for a time in Gibson's Landing, BC - home of the Beachcombers. (This only means anything to Canadians.
I've had lunch with Tommy Chong.
I was, at least in part, responsible for letting the dogs out.
I was once held at gunpoint when I accidentally and drunkenly stumbled into the backyard of Fidel Castro's summer home at 3AM.
I am expected a new edition to my immediate family on or about July 18th of this year.
Okay - tag, you're it: Dog Humper, the Rebellious One, the Rednecks, Bucky, Carly, Lady Cardio, That Grrl and last but certainly not least, JD.
Okay - well, I'm certainly glad to have those matters cleared away. Off to do a little more beer research. Please -- no more memes - back in a couple of days with my full report. Until then my friends -- well, as always -- CHEERS!