The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Noblog Prize for 2009 to Canucklehead for his pathetic efforts, on a variety of non-subjects for more than two years, to frankly discuss nothing and do such in a way that entertained few to none consitently. These efforts have contributed to a more disenfranchised world and as a "insult to the blogosphere" in Alfred Noblog's spirit.
Throughout all his adult life, whether as a Canadian in general or in his professional capacity as the assistant (to the) manager or even on the unfortunate occasions that he has worked in an international capacity, often connected to the internet's underbelly, Canucklehead has worked mainly for a combination of beer and bacon. For the past two years, he has figured prominently in endeavours to resolve several serious and long-lasting conflicts over his ability to draw traffic seemingly through magic given his site's inherit lack of content and quality and quality content.
Although the parties themselves have the main responsibility for avoiding quality and entertainment, the Noblog Committee has on several occasions awarded the Noblog Prize to those who exceed at making other sites worse solely through association. Today Canucklehead is an outstanding example of what will furthermore be known as the 'shittier by association' syndrome. Through his untiring efforts and craptacular results, he has shown what role bad sites of various kinds can play in making others look better solely by comparison. The Noblog Committee wishes to express the hope that others may be inspired by his efforts and his achievements.
Oslo, 1 August 2009
Wow! An award! This is so awesome ... I went ahead and announced it to a few of my blogosphere friends and family and have so far received the following congratulatory messages:
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France
"My blog was directly inspired by reading yours. I mean, I figured I had to do things seeing a clearly you weren't going to!" - JD of I Do Things
"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." - Albert Einstein
"At first I assumed it was some sort of joke but then realized it was actually sort of funny so I knew it couldn't have been one of yours. - Relax Max of Clarity2009
“Why have you not sodded off yet?” - Lord Likely
"First Al Gore and now you! That award really is turning into a joke now, isn't it? - my (hard-of-hearing) grandmother
Well - there you have it. I was going through a bit of an award drought for a while there but I really came out with a bang. Well, maybe not a bang - but a defined whimper at least. Anyway, I hope you are all having a great weekend and I wish you all the best!
CHEERS!
