These are Canucklehead's lists - to be updated as randomly as the topics themselves.
Lists
Top Canadians of all Time
① Alexander Graham Bell
② William Shatner
③ Frederick Banting
④ Don Cherry
⑤ various Gords
⑥ Terry Fox
⑦ Wayne Gretzky
⑧ STOMPIN' TOM CONNORS
my fave (real) Canadian city names
① Vulcan, Alberta
② Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
③ Peckers Point, Newfoundland
④ Asbestos, Quebec
⑤ Emo, Ontario
⑥ Stoner, British Columbia
⑦ Dog Pound, Alberta
⑧ Dildo, Newfoundland
new terms for a gay guy
① Backdoora the Explorer
② member of Nickleback
③ the athletic, well-dressed fellow with disposable income
④ British Cigarette
⑤ Twilight in the Loafers
⑥ Bruce
⑦ Lady GayGuy
⑧ Taint Bernard
signs you may have World Cup fever
① you start .... BZZZZZZZZZZZ ... and then ... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT ... in your pants. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ...
② constantly emptying your piggy bank of quarters. (Sorry, that is actually a sign you have PacMan fever)
③ start every day with a World Cup of coffee
④ instead of the finger, people who cut you off in traffic are now shown the red card
⑤ when someone says “Blow me” you automatically think of a vuvuzela
⑥ as a judge for the world diving championships, you vote for Cristiano Ronaldo
⑦ you actually thought Greece had a chance
⑧ you haven’t left the couch in over 2 weeks, except to briefly walk your dog “Bafana Bafana”
signs you may be Canadian
① no matter what is happening in the world or the time of year, the lead story on the evening news is always hockey related
② completely comfortable with the term “Homo Milk”
③ your graduation suit was made of flannel
④ looking forward to your next chance to “Roll Up The Rim”
⑤ you know more than 3 guys named Gordon
⑥ you dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly"
⑦ all directions given using beer stores as geographical benchmarks
⑧ you not only know who Don Cherry is, but thinks he actually makes sense on occasion
signs you may not be retiring anytime soon
① financial adviser? Lindsay Lohan.
② job title is assistant (to the) manager – Phoenix Taco Hut.
③ most of your day spent videotaping family and pets in the hopes they’ll do something funny.
④ when you pass people on the street who say, “Spare change?” You reply, “Yes, please!”
⑤ career aspirations? Impregnating Bristol Palin.
⑥ your stockbroker uses the opening bell as alarm clock.
⑦ main source of income? Google Adsense.
⑧ you invested all of your Greek drachmas in BP Oil.
things I learned late in life
① There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is around 14
② People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
③ You should not confuse your career with your life
④ A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person
⑤ The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them
⑥ There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
⑦ when in doubt ... drink!
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