① I think he’s saying he’s really INNUIT!
② Dildo Newfoundland.
③ Hmmm, I'm not sure who the wingers are, but the center is definitely Lanny McDonald.
④ Looks like you blew a seal.
⑤ Keep looking -- I know there's a beaver in there somewhere.
⑥ Poutine.
⑦ Just pretend you're the Leafs’ goalie, let it go between your legs.
⑧ I can’t remember the rest … but your mom has carnal relations with moose.
